Fowl encounter without a knife

I tried to have an impromptu picnic by the Mississippi river courtesy of Surdyk's Bistro 2 Go Cheese Shop and a lovely lunch box I found there filled with great piece of baked bread, cheeses and fruit enough for one. Instead, I ended up dodging evil wild geese and piles of their shit while attempting to consume my soft and hard cheeses with no knife or any other utensil next to a stagnant stretch of backwater. My own damn fault I guess, for trying to be spontaneous and whimsical but the cheese was very good!